Conversations with Bjorn

My days of being ambiguously gay are over.

Wazoo, walking through Parque Central with Bjorn: "Bjorn, will you hold my hand?"

Bjorn: "Okay."

Wazoo, after a moment of stunned silence: "Whoa...ugh, hold up. I totally wasn´t expecting that...eww! Oh man..."

Bjorn: "What? You asked!"

Wazoo: "Yeah, but I was expecting a ´Hell, no!´ or something from you, not a quick OK...dude, give me a second. That totally weirded me out."

(long pause)

Wazoo shudders. "Ugh."